The wind is faster than your truck.
In March, your vehicle is 43% mud.
You leave your keys in the car and the next morning it’s still there.
The elevation exceeds the population.
You’ve broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you.
You can see the stars at night.
People drive 200 miles to shop in a real mall. Idaho is a wonderful place to visit with your family.
You got a set of snow tires for Valentines Day.
The bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.
A rodeo is more popular than a rock concert.
You can fish, golf, and go skiing all in the same day if you try hard enough.
During a snow storm a yellow light means “follow the car in front of you no matter what.”
You wave to someone on the freeway because you recognize the truck.
You’ve ever received skis for Christmas, and used them Christmas morning skiing off of the roof.
You know what a finger steak is.
You’ve seen snow in every month of the year.
You prefer to ski at the place it takes chains on snow tires to get to.
You have ever used the ‘Above 3500 feet’ directions in cooking instuctions.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Idaho.